At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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