Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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