just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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