that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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