Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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