something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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