I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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