there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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