Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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