The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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