Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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