My nipple is on Facebook.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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