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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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