White coat. Heels.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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