There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
