I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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