just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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