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She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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