is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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