It's like God shit irony all over that family
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
do herpes really smell.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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