was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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