i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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