I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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