goodnight i made you a song goodbye
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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