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(602): View more from Arizona

i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...

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(602): View more from Arizona

I am full of burrito and curiosity

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(423): View more from Tennessee

gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it

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(314): View more from Missouri

It'll be just me and my penis against the world.

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(253): View more from Washington

Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex

(206): View more from Washington

Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy

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(607): View more from New York

Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!

(315): View more from New York

I get naked cuz your not there

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(438): View more from Quebec

Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.

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(478): View more from Georgia

You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra

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(810): View more from Michigan

Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.

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