Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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