Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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