I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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