guys are only as good as the porn they watch
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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