Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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