so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I believe in your delicious
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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