how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i need some magic done to my vagina
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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