I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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