how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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