I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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