Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We got so high we made milksteak
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Randomize