am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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