Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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