No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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