you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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