so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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