only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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