Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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