things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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