your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I think your dad took our porno
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
