so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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