I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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