everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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