Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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