Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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