do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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