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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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