I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
did you just send me my own nude
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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