I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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