Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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