He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I need moral support for this bender
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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